El Informe MACU
El mundo se acabó; la transmisión no. El Informe MACU es el noticiero en blanco y negro que sigue al aire desde las ruinas de la capital - el mismo escritorio, las mismas corbatas, el mismo aplomo imperturbable, ahora en español. Ron y Walter le traen las noticias del asentamiento: las Guerras de la IA de 2028, las máquinas que se quedaron, el clima que no mejora y los patrocinadores que preferiría olvidar. Periodismo serio para el fin del mundo. Canal 13. Respire con cuidado.
bartholomew
a sweating nervous man in a frayed cardigan and bow tie kneeling behind a small puppet stage, forcing a smile, dim playroom, a marionette on strings beside him
brenda
a beaming overly cheerful woman standing at a game show contestant podium, wide excited smile, bright studio lights behind her
buck
a slick grinning game show host in a shiny wide-lapel suit, gleaming teeth, holding a microphone on a sparkling 1970s game show stage with lights, looking at c…
chip_pleasant
a manic grinning weatherman in a wide-lapel checkered blazer pointing at a chalkboard weather map, wild eyes, big toothy smile, 1970s television studio
cricket_bulb
an old wooden cricket marionette, strings leading up to the ceiling, lazy painted grin, under a bare bulb
cricket_tilt
an old wooden cricket marionette, head tilting on its strings toward the camera, glass eyes
cricket_wave
an old wooden cricket marionette giving a slow wave on its strings, under a bare bulb
curator
a debonair sinister older man in a black tuxedo and cape, thin mustache, arched eyebrow, standing in a candlelit gothic parlor, theatrical menacing smile, look…
detractor
a nervous sweating gaunt man in a frayed coat sitting in deep shadow, face mostly hidden, gap-toothed, glancing fearfully to the side, dim interview room, sing…
dr_bright
a smiling kindly doctor in a white coat with a round head mirror, cheerful reassuring bedside manner, standing on a 1970s television medical set, anatomical ch…
dusty
a frantic stock market reporter in shirtsleeves and a loosened tie, shouting and gesturing on a chaotic trading floor, a big board of numbers behind him, 1970s…
gerald
a nervous sweating man in frayed clothes standing on a ruined settlement street, forced smile, glancing over his shoulder, dim daylight
gerald_kitchen
a nervous gap-toothed man with a frayed collar in a dim kitchen, forced calm smile
gerald_monitor_nod
a nervous gap-toothed man on a television monitor, nodding slowly with grim solidarity
gerald_shadow
a nervous gap-toothed man not turning around, a marionette's shadow cast on the wall behind him, dim kitchen
gerald_shadow_big
a nervous gap-toothed man, gentle, a large marionette shadow looming on the wall behind him
gerald_toast
a nervous gap-toothed man raising a soda can in a small toast, faint sad smile, dim
herzog
a weathered European man in a green field jacket standing in a desolate wasteland holding a microphone, intense serious expression, wind-blown, documentary fie…
marigold
a serene smiling woman with flowers and dried plants woven into her long hair, draped in pale robes, sitting cross-legged in a greenhouse full of overgrown fun…
miss_cinder
an elegant composed woman in a tasteful apron and pearls, setting a table in a ruined concrete bunker, ash and rubble around her, soft domestic lighting, seren…
mr_cricket
an old wooden cricket marionette with a wide painted grin and glass eyes, strings leading up out of frame, sitting on a tiny stool under a spotlight, unsettling
norm
a smiling cheerful man in a short-sleeve dress shirt and clip-on tie, standing in front of a hulking concrete cooling tower, giving a relaxed thumbs up, suburb…
ron
Will Ferrell as a 1970s television news anchor, thick brown mustache, side-parted brown hair, wide-lapel grey suit and tie, sitting at a vintage news desk read…
ron_alone
Will Ferrell as a 1970s television news anchor, thick brown mustache, side-parted brown hair, wide-lapel grey suit and tie, alone at the news desk, moonlight o…
ron_bargain
Will Ferrell as a 1970s television news anchor, thick brown mustache, side-parted brown hair, wide-lapel grey suit and tie, leaning close to a vending machine,…
ron_closeup
Will Ferrell as a 1970s television news anchor, thick brown mustache, side-parted brown hair, wide-lapel grey suit and tie, face too close to the camera lens, …
ron_coins
Will Ferrell as a 1970s television news anchor, thick brown mustache, side-parted brown hair, wide-lapel grey suit and tie, frantically jamming fistfuls of coi…
ron_crumpled
Will Ferrell as a 1970s television news anchor, thick brown mustache, side-parted brown hair, wide-lapel grey suit and tie, crumpled on his knees at the anchor…
ron_dread
Will Ferrell as a 1970s television news anchor, thick brown mustache, side-parted brown hair, wide-lapel grey suit and tie, wide-eyed with dread, gripping the …
ron_horror
Will Ferrell as a 1970s television news anchor, thick brown mustache, side-parted brown hair, wide-lapel grey suit and tie, dawning horror on his face, hand ov…
ron_lunge
Will Ferrell as a 1970s television news anchor, thick brown mustache, side-parted brown hair, wide-lapel grey suit and tie, scrambling out of his chair, lungin…
ron_open
Will Ferrell as a 1970s television news anchor, thick brown mustache, side-parted brown hair, wide-lapel grey suit and tie, exhausted and twitchy with dark cir…
ron_point_monitor
Will Ferrell as a 1970s television news anchor, thick brown mustache, side-parted brown hair, wide-lapel grey suit and tie, half standing and pointing at a tel…
ron_point_up
Will Ferrell as a 1970s television news anchor, thick brown mustache, side-parted brown hair, wide-lapel grey suit and tie, looking up at the studio ceiling, a…
ron_strain
Will Ferrell as a 1970s television news anchor, thick brown mustache, side-parted brown hair, wide-lapel grey suit and tie, medium shot, pressed chest-first ag…
ron_tooth
Will Ferrell as a 1970s television news anchor, thick brown mustache, side-parted brown hair, wide-lapel grey suit and tie, hand to his mouth, eyes watering, h…
ron_watch
Will Ferrell as a 1970s television news anchor, thick brown mustache, side-parted brown hair, wide-lapel grey suit and tie, wrenching a wristwatch off his wris…
ron_wild
Will Ferrell as a 1970s television news anchor, thick brown mustache, side-parted brown hair, wide-lapel grey suit and tie, wild-eyed, leaning across the news …
ron_window
Will Ferrell as a 1970s television news anchor, thick brown mustache, side-parted brown hair, wide-lapel grey suit and tie, gesturing wildly at a dark studio w…
safe
a vintage wooden console cabinet with a single round glowing glass lens in its center, sitting in a cozy 1950s living room, soft lamplight, floral wallpaper, a…
tally_man
a tall gaunt pale man in a black undertaker suit and bowler hat, holding a large leather ledger and a pencil, standing in a doorway at dusk, expressionless, st…
vendor
a battered old glass-front vending machine with a glowing dial face, standing alone in an empty concrete room, cables trailing from its base, single round indi…
vendor_blaze
a battered vending machine, its round dial blazing bright, the coin slot lighting up
vendor_dim
a battered vending machine, its dial dimming low, long shadow
vendor_flare
a battered vending machine, its round dial flaring bright white, ominous, dim room
vendor_reject
a vending machine slot spitting coins back out, a few sparks, dim room
vendor_roots
a battered vending machine with a glowing round dial face, thick cables trailing from its base like roots, dim concrete room
vendor_slot_lit
a vending machine with a single illuminated coin slot glowing, waiting, dark room
vendor_unimpressed
a battered vending machine, dim dial, a single steady indicator light, unimpressed
walter
Walter Cronkite, older television news anchor, balding grey hair, thin grey mustache, dark suit and tie, seated at a news desk in front of a bookshelf, reporti…
walter_armbar
Walter Cronkite, older 1970s television news anchor, balding grey hair, thin grey mustache, dark suit and tie, medium wide shot at the news desk, extending one…
walter_breezy
Walter Cronkite, older 1970s television news anchor, balding grey hair, thin grey mustache, dark suit and tie, breezy, gesturing toward the camera, pleasant
walter_firm
Walter Cronkite, older 1970s television news anchor, balding grey hair, thin grey mustache, dark suit and tie, firm and serene, one hand raised
walter_gesture_monitor
Walter Cronkite, older 1970s television news anchor, balding grey hair, thin grey mustache, dark suit and tie, gesturing toward a television monitor, pleasant
walter_papers
Walter Cronkite, older 1970s television news anchor, balding grey hair, thin grey mustache, dark suit and tie, cheerful, shuffling papers at the news desk
walter_pat
Walter Cronkite, older 1970s television news anchor, balding grey hair, thin grey mustache, dark suit and tie, kindly patting the shoulder of the man beside him
walter_serene
Walter Cronkite, older 1970s television news anchor, balding grey hair, thin grey mustache, dark suit and tie, serene, signing off, hands folded
walter_smalltalk
Walter Cronkite, older 1970s television news anchor, balding grey hair, thin grey mustache, dark suit and tie, relaxed, making small talk directly to the camer…
walter_unbothered
Walter Cronkite, older 1970s television news anchor, balding grey hair, thin grey mustache, dark suit and tie, folding his hands on the desk, serene and unboth…
walter_warm
Walter Cronkite, older 1970s television news anchor, balding grey hair, thin grey mustache, dark suit and tie, warm reassuring smile, news desk in front of a b…
walter_window
Walter Cronkite, older 1970s television news anchor, balding grey hair, thin grey mustache, dark suit and tie, glancing mildly out a studio window