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Dear fellow Awsomites,

I need to tell you something. Something wonderful. Next March 2011, Awesometown will be relocating to Kentucky. In Kentucky, as your Mayor, I will be serving up breakfast and brewing beer for a brand new restaurant called the Red River Rockhouse. This has been a dream of mine for a long while. Well, not the restaurant part, but the Kentucky part.

I’ll be living in one of the premier climbing areas in the United States, climbing, cooking, and brewing. Don’t worry, I will still be your faithful Mayor of Awesometown. I’ll just have a different side job. Instead of being a software engineer, I’ll be a cook/climber/brewer. My good friends, and citizens of Awesometown, are venturing towards a brave new adventure in the hospitality business. I will be joining them in this Grand Adventure. Of course, the real reason we’re doing this is so we can climb every day and still have enough money to feed ourselves.

There are over 1,000,000 tourists that come to the Red River Valley and there is really only 1 other restaurant (Miguel’s pizza, which has awesome pizza. And frankly Miguel himself is awesome as well) in the area to feed these hungry climbers, hikers, and nature lovers. The Rockhouse will be the second. The difference being we’ll have a liquor licence (as we’re not in a dry county). So check out the new site for the Red River Rockhouse, and check in once in a while to see our updates. Wonderful things are about to happen.

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Google voice is perfect, that’s how he really talks.

I dunno how long this will be going on, but for now. It’s freakin’ awesome.

In a previous life, I used to fly gliders. I remember “dog fighting” with my Dad in the same model gliders (Blanik) 10,000 feet up over Colorado. Good times.

The internet is weird.

More photos and a bit of explanation here.  Link via my good buddy Phonetic Control.