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Galactic Empire State of Mind

Mayor Awesome — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 19:03:15 +0000

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Star Trek Outtakes Vol. II

Mayor Awesome — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 22:49:44 +0000

I can’t get enough of these videos.

FUCK THE AMERICAN MUSTACHE INSTITUTE

Mayor Awesome — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 22:49:58 +0000

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We’re With Coco in Awesome Town

Mayor Awesome — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 16:14:23 +0000

That Mustache Feeling

Mayor Awesome — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 19:35:47 +0000

A little over a year ago…

Mayor Awesome — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:56:17 +0000

THAT was a good day. Somehow, I’m a little less excited about what’s going on. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a happy camper. The guy just needs to sack up a little bit.

May this Beatles cover haunt your dreams for the rest of your days

Mayor Awesome — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:28:08 +0000

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I will now judge all pop music through the filter of my elders

Mayor Awesome — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:47:51 +0000

“Chap-Hop History” by Mr. B The Gentleman Rhymer, played on a banjolele

Mayor Awesome — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 02:32:07 +0000

Gary Busey: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Mayor Awesome — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 16:58:39 +0000

Gary Busey has taken a one way ticket to crazy town (just east of Awesome Town).

Take a look at the ten craziest Gary Busey Videos and marvel at the shit that the human genome can come up with.

Hey, I’ve got a Buseyism for you: BATSHIT: Busey At Times Shows He Is Terminally Batshit Insane.

Dixie Carter’s “Exorcise” Video

Mayor Awesome — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 16:13:23 +0000

Dixie Carter is probably best known for her portrayal as interior decorator Julia Sugarbaker in the 1980s/1990s television program Designing Women. But here she channels Linda Blair’s demonic spirit in this unintentionally hilarious “Unworkout” video released in 1992.

Cyborg Pirate Ninja Cock

Mayor Awesome — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:00:42 +0000

That is all.

Sudo Make Me a Sandwich

Mayor Awesome — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 14:00:42 +0000

Inspired by one of the funniest goddamned XKCD strips of all time, Bre Pettis and Adam Cecchetti have built a “Sudo make me a sandwich robot” that makes a sandwich when you tell it to.

Sudo Make Me A Sandwich Robot [VIA VIA]

10 pretty bad groin shots in sports

Mayor Awesome — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 10:00:35 +0000

Two of my TV guilty pleasures are Cops and America’s Funnies Home Videos. Cops for the shirtless recidivists, AFV for the groin shots.
Here’s 10 more videos.

Remind yourself what an awesome time we live in

Mayor Awesome — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:24:58 +0000

Stephen Colbert and Conan O’Brien dance off

Mayor Awesome — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 14:00:11 +0000

This video is from one of the last episodes of Conan before he moved off to greener pastures. Stephen and Conan, two great tastes that taste great together.

I’m missing Conan right now until he gets his new show. Jimmy Fallon seems to be doing alright, beating Conan’s ratings already, but I still think he’s got a ways to go before he’s 100% comfortable on his own show.

Happy Pi Day

Mayor Awesome — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 14:34:37 +0000

Conan O’Brien’s Last Night in New York

Mayor Awesome — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 01:39:02 +0000

From the Huffington Post:

After 16 years and 2,725 shows, Conan O’Brien’s final episode as host of NBC’s “Late Night” airs tonight. Jimmy Fallon takes over the “Late Night” gig on March 2, and Conan inherits the “Tonight Show” from Jay Leno in June.
“I’ll probably cry like a baby on Friday night,” hetold the New York Times‘ Bill Carter.
The week has been filled with Conan farewells — from Will Arnett to Stephen Colbert to New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg — but in honor of Conan’s last show (for a few months), check out these classic Conan highlights from over the years. Check back later for video of his final episode.

I was just in New York with my buddy Comissioner Cool to see Conan. It was an awesome experience and I’m glad I got it in before he went of to greener pastures. I’ll miss him on Late Night, but I look forward to seeing him again in June.

Here are some pictures of myself, Commissioner Cool, and our good friend Larry David from my New York trip (click to enlarge):

Watch more Conan highlights at NBC.com.

Cookie Monster Rap vs. Jay Z “99 Problems” (Blue Album)

Mayor Awesome — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 20:00:30 +0000

NSFW language, so Mom, while I know you love Cookie Monster, I’d suggest you take a pass on this one.

Young Republicans Keepin’ It Hip

Mayor Awesome — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 20:17:10 +0000

From the Full Gisburg.

Microsoft SongSmith produces comedy gold

Mayor Awesome — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 19:26:39 +0000

There’s plenty more where that came from too. Glorious.

THIS SONG IS INTENSE!!!!

Mayor Awesome — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 00:09:53 +0000

SCREW OZZY! THIS GUY IS THE NEW PRINCE OF DARKNESS! AARhrrhaHAHGA!111ONE!!

Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it)

Mayor Awesome — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 00:08:30 +0000

Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.

Super Broker Shuffle

Mayor Awesome — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 00:01:07 +0000

TV Anchors Are Silly

Mayor Awesome — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 23:56:19 +0000

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I usually don’t watch my local news cast in favor of surfing the tubes for the snews. I always wondered what the heck the anchors did during the commercial breaks. Now I know.

How To Go F**k Yourself

Mayor Awesome — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 23:45:08 +0000

Useful information. Share it with someone who needs it.

The Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson

Mayor Awesome — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 23:42:26 +0000

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The Wonder Boner

Mayor Awesome — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 23:23:13 +0000

Just wait till you see what HE’S got (Hint: it could be herpes).

Sounds like Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs to me.

Dave Barry’s Year in review 2008

Mayor Awesome — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 23:11:11 +0000

I’ve always been a big fan of Dave Barry, especially for use in the bathroom. The Washington Post printed his year in review. Here’s a snip:

How weird a year was it? Here’s how weird:

O.J. actually got convicted of something.

Gasoline hit $4 a gallon — and those were the good times.

On several occasions, “Saturday Night Live” was funny.

There were a few days there in October when you could not completely rule out the possibility that the next Treasury secretary would be Joe the Plumber.

Finally, and most weirdly, for the first time in history, the voters elected a president who — despite the skeptics who said such a thing would never happen in the United States — was neither a Bush nor a Clinton.

Read the whole article here.