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		<title>FUCK THE AMERICAN MUSTACHE INSTITUTE</title>
		<link>http://mayorawesome.com/2010/01/16/fuck-the-american-mustache-institute/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 22:49:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[FUCK THE AMERICAN MUSTACHE INSTITUTE &#8211; watch more funny videos]]></description>
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		<title>That Mustache Feeling</title>
		<link>http://mayorawesome.com/2009/12/19/that-mustache-feeling/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 19:35:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Wise Beard Man</title>
		<link>http://mayorawesome.com/2009/12/06/wise-beard-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 07:12:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mayor Awesome</dc:creator>
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		<title>Star Trek Meets Monty Python</title>
		<link>http://mayorawesome.com/2009/06/09/star-trek-meets-monty-python/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 15:59:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well if this isn&#8217;t right up yer alley, I don&#8217;t know what is:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well if this isn&#8217;t right up yer alley, I don&#8217;t know what is:<br />
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		<title>Snatch Wars</title>
		<link>http://mayorawesome.com/2009/05/21/snatch-wars/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 15:18:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gentlemen:]]></description>
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		<title>Remind yourself what an awesome time we live in</title>
		<link>http://mayorawesome.com/2009/03/18/remind-yourself-what-an-awesome-time-we-live-in/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:24:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Beards and Mustaches in Song (Sung by Pretty Girls playing Ukes)</title>
		<link>http://mayorawesome.com/2009/02/24/beards-and-mustaches-in-song-sung-by-pretty-girls/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 04:51:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mayor Awesome</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Being an owner of both a mustache and a beard, I have a special place in my heart for women who&#8230; um, have a special place in their heart for facial hair. Here are two of my favorite songs about face fungus: Zoe: &#8220;Optional Accessory&#8221;   Sophie Madeleine : &#8220;The Beard Song&#8221; ]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&amp;friendID=111070482">Sophie Madeleine</a> : &#8220;The Beard Song&#8221; </p>
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