• I favorited a YouTube video — Most Painful Toy Hack Ever http://youtu.be/kofSYRB-vh4?a #
• I favorited a YouTube video — Christoph Waltz on His Role in Der Humpink http://youtu.be/kUbGcRJUDu0?a #
• @huffingtonpost Plastic surgery horror! Six women recovering after having caulk injected into their butts. BEST HEADLINE EVER #
• I favorited a YouTube video — Stefania Rotolo Goldrake Live Appearance Tilt 79 http://youtu.be/VvO_Fxfx16M?a #
• I favorited a YouTube video — Peter Pan FAIL http://youtu.be/oc7Q_hBNZVs?a #
• I favorited a YouTube video — Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere http://youtu.be/9U4Ha9HQvMo?a #
• Stuck on an airplane in Chicago. Flight delayed 1hr. Time to bitch about it on Twitter. I wonder if I can get a singalong going…. #
• @vedette BALLS! where are ya flyin' to? I'm goin to LAS via DFW… uh… BBQ. in reply to vedette #
• @vedette weird. I was only there for about a half hour. Just landed in Vegas. Rock climbing ahoy! Nice almost meeting you. in reply to vedette #

• I favorited a YouTube video — GARBAGE DAY – Eyebrow Montage http://youtu.be/7uxSGRNLA6o?a #
• I favorited a YouTube video — Staticy Cat vs. Balloon http://youtu.be/TE2r0vjkXK0?a #
• I favorited a YouTube video — WEIRD AL SEX TAPE http://youtu.be/3S9N1oCX_nI?a #
• I favorited a YouTube video — cat plays with mini theremin http://youtu.be/gNMm5CKmknQ?a #
• I favorited a YouTube video — Today Show Wii Fail http://youtu.be/GNIqArJj8Eo?a #
• I favorited a YouTube video — GONE WITH THE POPE http://youtu.be/zQqZKd_72C0?a #
• SNL presidents (plus Jim Carrey) unite to push for financial reform #PresReunion http://bit.ly/aoLQWd #
• I favorited a YouTube video — RABBIT VS HUNTER (REMI GAILLARD) http://youtu.be/SDTy716dKmg?a #
• I favorited a YouTube video — wtfjapanseriously.com http://youtu.be/Udc_R36pVCU?a #
• Zach Galifianakis is bringing the Awesome Lightning to SNL this weekend. Wewt. Watch the promo: http://bit.ly/cPBYUI #
• RT @neatorama Squirrel Fishing! http://bit.ly/deeAPl Oh you crazy Japanese. #
• I favorited a YouTube video — Ned Call – Truck Nutz (UNCENSORED) http://youtu.be/hpJQwQvKniE?a #
• I just got 7.1 THX surround sound installed in my cubicle: http://i.imgur.com/kwsYm.jpg Heh. #

• I favorited a YouTube video — HomeBase http://youtu.be/TGGA5aWxKKk?a #
• I favorited a YouTube video — Pittsburgh International Airport after hours http://youtu.be/xv1va9Jdt7g?a #
• I subscribed to JMEMantzel's channel on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/user/JMEMantzel?feature=autoshare_twitter #
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• I favorited a YouTube video — Electrominos http://youtu.be/AXQI5PVUWpY?a #
• I favorited a YouTube video — "Next Door To An Angel" by Robert Grimes ?? ? ? http://youtu.be/qjwRfTLZMPE?a #
• I favorited a YouTube video — Republican Test http://youtu.be/dG6CkM2gR0c?a #
• I favorited a YouTube video — SHE'S BACK! http://youtu.be/Gn9-ktTz2Uw?a #
• I favorited a YouTube video — Doctor's Visit http://youtu.be/UyWBmTq3JJw?a #

• I subscribed to rkelt's channel on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/user/rkelt?feature=autoshare_twitter #
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• I uploaded a YouTube video — My HTC Hero Freaking the F out. http://youtu.be/HYLRokkIQZk?a #
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• I subscribed to TheFolkmetalfan's channel on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/user/TheFolkmetalfan?feature=autoshare_twitter #
• OH SNAP! Sorry for mass tweeting. I just hooked up Google Buzz to my Blog, which in turn tweeted all the pent up Buzzes. Again, apologies. #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — I play a little joke on my boss http://youtu.be/xmyzJT0Sr2w?a #
• I subscribed to onegirloneblog's channel on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/user/onegirloneblog?feature=autoshare_twitter #
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• I favorited a YouTube video — Baby Teeth – "Hustle Beach" Lujo Records http://youtu.be/fvhK_s4EO2o?a #
• I favorited a YouTube video — ?????????????? http://youtu.be/8hoCKjhlzBo?a #
• I subscribed to DrunkHistory's channel on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/user/DrunkHistory?feature=autoshare_twitter #
• I favorited a YouTube video — Drunk History vol. 2.5 – Featuring Jack Black http://youtu.be/ABFQ-T3uAVI?a #

• I subscribed to oldspice's channel on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/user/oldspice?feature=autoshare_twitter #
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• @petersagal Brains! in reply to petersagal #
• I subscribed to LikeTheHat's channel on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/user/LikeTheHat?feature=autoshare_twitter #

• I uploaded a YouTube video — Rock Climbing in Red Rocks Las Vegas – Breif Encounter on the Panty Wall http://youtu.be/WyfKmlPvWwY?a #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — Merritt's animated gif desktop background http://youtu.be/TqMbyUBtDt8?a #
• RT @huffingtonpost Bush, Clinton Have A Little Trouble Filming Haiti PSA (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/ard2fW You gotta watch this. #
• http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/3jw4 Pee Wee takes the iPad out for a spin #apple #iPad #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — The new Attitude Adjuster 5.0 demo. (Patent Pending) http://youtu.be/VuKaQPUP6_8?a #
• http://bit.ly/dkQdtg Huffpost – Our president goes into the lion's den. Watch the whole thing. It's an hour long, but really good stuff. #

• music so excellent i just bothered to download it: http://wutangvsthebeatles.bandcamp.com/album/enter-the-magical-mystery-chambers #

• http://bit.ly/8dgHNA Huffpost – 'Avatar' Sex Scene: Deleted Scene Will Be On DVD…. oh my. #
• RT @boingboing The Big Lebowski rewritten as a work of Shakespeare Boing Boing http://ow.ly/1mMlvu #
• The secret ingredient is crime. #
• It's okay. This is just another moment that'll haunt me forever. #

• RT @boingboing Star Wars/A-Team intro mashup Boing Boing http://bit.ly/5jujDY #
• RT @boingboing Weekly World News on Google Books Boing Boing http://bit.ly/4H0kNh #
• RT @huffingtonpost The 12 Weirdest Right-Wing Conspiracies Of 2009 http://bit.ly/4ppw7M #
• Hippy Jew Ear to everybody in Awesome Town! #

• http://bit.ly/7wEtXo Huffpost – The 25 Funniest Sketches Of The 2000s (VIDEO) #
• @m_kap what the what? room temp saline being pumped through your veins sounds like a weird hobby. in reply to m_kap #
• I started a new twitter feed just for the stupid stuff that goes on at my job. Check it out: @BusiestAirport #
• Merry X-mas and happy holidays from Awesome Town! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfJ6oCdjY9Y #
• I need to get one of these so when I fart, everyone can hear it: http://bit.ly/8b5T5d #

• I supported Apfed by voting for them to win $25k with #chasegiving. Please fan, vote, and RT! http://bit.ly/3yd7yd #
• http://twitpic.com/qr9c4 the latest addition to my cube. #

• @HardcoreTweets RRG in Dec SUCKS. Also, there's pretty much NO bouldering there. Usually sucks in Nov too, but we got lucky this time. in reply to HardcoreTweets #
• @smoothlou Weird. My Plate is MYR AWSM, I think if I found MAYRAWSM we'd have to do battle & compare facial hair. http://tinyurl.com/ddaert in reply to smoothlou #
• Misery is a man's best friend. #mixedmetaphors #
• You gotta check out @loadedsanta. I hope I get a case of whiskey for Christmuhannukwanza! #
• @smoothlou I am nothing if not shameless. BUY MY SHIRTS! http://www.cafepress.com/MayorAwesome in reply to smoothlou #

• RT @boingboing How inductors work – Boing Boing http://bit.ly/qMYOE #
• RT @huffingtonpost Seth MacFarlane's Secret: College Humor Exposes Fox's "Funny" Man (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/3UgGeJ #
• RT @huffingtonpost Star Wars Gangsta Rap (VIDEO): Vader, Luke, Leia Throw Down http://bit.ly/2SxwiS #
• The 1987 Crystal Light National Aerobic Championship, team competition http://bit.ly/PwMkW #

• RT @boingboing Feature documentary film about psychedelics – Boing Boing http://bit.ly/7UVhR #
• RT @huffingtonpost Jon Stewart Revels In Inane Election Coverage (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/2zDg1Q #
• One Android: A little back story. #
• RT @boingboing Bikinia Leia and stunt double catch some rays – Boing Boing http://bit.ly/dSRh5 OMG HAWT. #
• RT @boingboing Mash-up video culled from 99 classic albums – Boing Boing http://bit.ly/2Abuma #
• RT @huffingtonpost Dancing Dog Can Salsa Way Better Than You Can (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/2lEF6f #

• Happy Birthday @JohnCleese! You don't look a day over 70. #
• Crap on a cracker! You can get a masters degree in RAPTORS: http://www.idbsu.edu/biology/mastersraptor.shtml #
• I'm trying to not get my hopes up, but my natural brain chemistry isn't allowing me to. #
• public Sandwich GetMeADamnSandwich(string Meat, string Condiments, bool Beer, bool HurryTheHellUp) #
• http://bit.ly/4ppkTo Huffpost – Schwarzenegger "Fuck You": Did Gov Send Lawmaker Obscene Message Through Acrostic? Yup & Awesome. #
• RT @boingboing Do chimps grieve? – Boing Boing http://retwt.me/1Bhxz #
• http://twitpic.com/na444 I love online ordering. #

Being an owner of both a mustache and a beard, I have a special place in my heart for women who… um, have a special place in their heart for facial hair. Here are two of my favorite songs about face fungus:

Zoe: “Optional Accessory”  

Sophie Madeleine : “The Beard Song”