Seriously. I my life has been enriched by the internets. It has provided me a steady job, housing, chicks (hot, naked, or otherwise), food, clothing, and most of all: cultural enrichment. Boys and girls of Awesome Town, I give you a nearly 3 minute long video of a German midget laughing at a camel with some Lion King music in the background. The little guy nearly coughs up a lung from laughin so hard. This was shot a long time ago, and I have to do some more research on this but I think this was directed by David Lynch.

If a time traveler from two hundred years ago suddenly popped into my bachelor pad and asked me "What's up w/ 2K7 Yo?" First I'd tell him that we don't talk like that. Go back to the 90's asshole. Then I'd tell him about cars, airplanes, cellphones, antibiotics, and the mother flippin internets. And you know the fist thing I'd show him? That video. I'd say, "Say there ol' chap," (I'm just assuming he's British and so to make him feel more comfortable in his strange new surroundings, I'd speak his version of English to make he feel more at ease). I'd say "Say there ol' chap, here is what we call the internets. With this tool you can find any piece of information known to Man. Say you'd like to see a moving picture of a German midget laughing at a camel. You can simply type this query in here and bang goes the dynamite, there it is." Then I'd show him how to get porn and his life would be ruined. U-S-A! U-S-A!

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