Now I'm a big fan of air guitar. I've been known to use air guitar in regular conversation as a way to express agreement or more succinctly:" "Job well done on that presentation Homie, let us snag a beer and hit on that cute bartender that told me to fuck off that one time last week." Air guitar is a good way to introduce one's self to let the other person know just how awesome you are: "Hi, my name is Mayor Awesome. Dee duh deedle dee!" I guess it only makes sense that this form of self expression grow into other interests, such as sex. Lord knows it's been a while for the Mayor. I might just start taking up air sex:
