We’re goin beer blog suckers (Rock climbing too)


Hey kids, how are ya? Let’s sit down for a second here. Pull up a chair. We need to talk.

Ya, sure, this “blog” thing is going alright. It’s cute. Every once in a while, you’ll see some kitten videos or some deal about facial hair. You get the idea.

But I think it’s time we got serious about what we’re doing here. We gotta quit fuckin’ around (Don’t tell your mother I swore in front of you). ┬áSure we can still do the stupid dog videos and videos of people gettin’ hit in the crotch. I mean, come on, that’s our bread and butter. But what we really need to concentrate on are the two things you love the most. Namely beer and rock climbing. I know, I know what you’re going to say. “But Mayor Awesome” that sounds like you’re actually going to have to update your blag once in a while.” Well yeah, no shit Einstein. You think you’re so smart ’cause you went to college? Psh.

We’ve been doing this blogging thing for a long ass time. Before there even was an Awesometown. That’s right kid. This ain’t my first rodeo. If you wanna hit the big time, you gotta cut the crap and start producing some damn content. So let’s get on it kid. Alright? Alright. Now get me a beer outta the fridge.

That’s a good kid.