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Archives: April 2010
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-04-18
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Red Bull – Akte Blanix II (Connecting flight)
In a previous life, I used to fly gliders. I remember “dog fighting” with my Dad in the same model gliders (Blanik) 10,000 feet up over Colorado. Good times.
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The internet is weird.
Beyond Gravity
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Bacon AT-AT
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: THE BACON AT-AT:
More photos and a bit of explanation here. Link via my good buddy Phonetic Control.
Beer Batch #2: Imperial Ass Ale
#2 Imperial Ass Imperial IPA |
Imperial IPA |
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Date: 1/18/2010 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Brewer: Mayor Awesome |
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Boil Size: 5.72 gal | Asst Brewer: | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Boil Time: 60 min | Equipment: My Equipment | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Taste Rating(out of 50): 35.0 | Brewhouse Efficiency: 75.00 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Taste Notes: On 1/26/2010, when I moved it to the secondary, it tasted like ASS (hence the name). When I opened it on 2/6/2010, it tasted awesome. Aaron liked this beer the best (so far) and better than #1 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Est Original |
Measured Original Gravity: 1.063 SG |
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Est Final Gravity: 1.021 SG | Measured Final Gravity: 1.008 SG | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Estimated Alcohol by Vol: 6.93 % | Actual Alcohol by Vol: 7.18 % | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Bitterness: 104.9 IBU | Calories: 279 cal/pint | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Est Color: 15.6 SRM | Color:
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Mash Name: My Mash |
Total Grain Weight: 1.75 lb |
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Sparge Water: 5.93 gal |
Grain Temperature: 72.0 F |
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Sparge Temperature: 168.0 F |
TunTemperature: 72.0 F |
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Adjust Temp for Equipment: FALSE |
Mash PH: 5.4 PH |
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Carbonation and Storage |
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Carbonation Type: Corn Sugar |
Volumes of CO2: 2.4 |
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Pressure/Weight: 3.8 oz |
Carbonation Used: - |
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Keg/Bottling Temperature: 60.0 F |
Age for: 28.0 days |
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Storage Temperature: 52.0 F |
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1/26/2010 Racked to secondary - Tasted like ASS (hecnce the name), I can’t even swallow it (that’s what she said?) - Not sure of the flavor. Maybe astringent. (Later on, I’m guessing it’s fusel alchol) - Very strong flavor. Offensive. God have mercy on my soul. 2/12/2010 Bottling Day 3/5/2010 Open first bottle |
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Climbing in Las Vegas
More videos will come in the future, but I wanted to get this one up right quick. My rock climbing crew LCO went out to Las Vegas to climb back in March 2010. This video is from day 2 when we climbed Johnny Vegas. We had planned on climbing Solar Slab after Johnny Vegas which is 8 more pitches, but we got a late start (I dunno how because we were out the door at 5am) and there was some slow moving traffic (climbers) up ahead of us on the wall. It was probably a good decision because we probably wouldn’t have finished the climb before dark. If that happened it would have been really dangerous to walk out of there. So we made the hard decision of bailing on the route. It was the right thing to do though.
So besides Johnny Vegas we has some really great days in Ice Box Canyon, and toolin’ around the second and third pullouts. Below are some photos taken by my good buddies Tina (vraiphoto.com) and Liesl (liesldieselphoto.com):
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-04-11
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- Neil deGrasse Tyson: What NASA Means to America's Future http://ff.im/iNzIo #
- My favorite games to play are: Drink 'till I don't, leave work 5 mins after the boss, and nap (my fav game, I win every time). #
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- Oh, Tesla, "screwed over" is such a harsh phrase… http://ff.im/iQW7L #
- I started blogging about my homebrew, here's my first batch (with some notes about mistakes I made) http://ff.im/iQW7J #
First Batch of Beer: #1 The Hairy Arm Brew
#1 Hairy Arm IPA |
American IPA |
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Date: 1/10/2010 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Brewer: Mayor Awesome |
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Boil Size: 5.72 gal | Asst Brewer: | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Boil Time: 60 min | Equipment: My Equipment | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Taste Rating(out of 50): 30.0 | Brewhouse Efficiency: 75.00 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Taste Notes: Tasted good. Sweet. Not sure which hops I added because I failed to write it down. I’ll have to call Homebrew LTD in St. Charles, IL to find out, or contact Brewers Best. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Est Original |
Measured Original Gravity: 1.057 SG |
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Est Final Gravity: 1.018 SG | Measured Final Gravity: 1.020 SG | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Estimated Alcohol by Vol: 5.93 % | Actual Alcohol by Vol: 4.8 % | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Bitterness: 143.5 IBU | Calories: 259 cal/pint | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Est Color: 12.7 SRM | Color:
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Mash Profile | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Mash Name: My Mash |
Total Grain Weight: 1.50 lb |
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Sparge Water: 3.40 gal |
Grain Temperature: 72.0 F |
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Sparge Temperature: 168.0 F |
TunTemperature: 72.0 F |
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Adjust Temp for Equipment: FALSE |
Mash PH: 5.4 PH |
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Carbonation and Storage |
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Carbonation Type: Corn Sugar |
Volumes of CO2: 2.4 |
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Pressure/Weight: 3.8 oz |
Carbonation Used: - |
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Keg/Bottling Temperature: 60.0 F |
Age for: 22.0 days |
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Storage Temperature: 52.0 F |
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This is my first batch of beer I ever made. I started brewing it on 1/10/2010 and I finally got to taste it for the very first time on 2/6/2010. I made quite a few mistakes on this batch, which I suppose is to be expected for a first time brew. But it ended up tasting pretty good. This was a great lesion in the home brew golden rule: Relax, don’t worry, have a home brew. So here’s a rundown of the mistakes I made:
On 1/17/2010, I bottled the beer. At this point the beer is pretty much done fermenting. A little fermenting will happen in the bottle, but nothing appreciable. On 2/16/2010, I opened up my first bottle of home brew and was pleasantly surprised at the taste. It wasn’t anything spectacular, but for my first go, it wasn’t half bad. |
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Galactic Empire State of Mind
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-04-04
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We’re goin beer blog suckers (Rock climbing too)

Hey kids, how are ya? Let’s sit down for a second here. Pull up a chair. We need to talk.
Ya, sure, this “blog” thing is going alright. It’s cute. Every once in a while, you’ll see some kitten videos or some deal about facial hair. You get the idea.
But I think it’s time we got serious about what we’re doing here. We gotta quit fuckin’ around (Don’t tell your mother I swore in front of you). Sure we can still do the stupid dog videos and videos of people gettin’ hit in the crotch. I mean, come on, that’s our bread and butter. But what we really need to concentrate on are the two things you love the most. Namely beer and rock climbing. I know, I know what you’re going to say. “But Mayor Awesome” that sounds like you’re actually going to have to update your blag once in a while.” Well yeah, no shit Einstein. You think you’re so smart ’cause you went to college? Psh.
We’ve been doing this blogging thing for a long ass time. Before there even was an Awesometown. That’s right kid. This ain’t my first rodeo. If you wanna hit the big time, you gotta cut the crap and start producing some damn content. So let’s get on it kid. Alright? Alright. Now get me a beer outta the fridge.
That’s a good kid.