I’m going to look for a video clip of this ad.
Scene: A poorly lit room is filled with 4-8 year olds. They are watching Saturday morning cartoons. A video tractor beam is projected onto their face, originating from the screen. They are slowly floating towards the television.
In walks dad with a dozen donuts. It’s family time! Hooray, your children will temporarily spend time near you because you peddled them sugar. Now watch them bounce off the walls for the next three hours.
It’s disgusting, but it’s a 0/10 compared to, oh say the childrens’ crusade.