“One day after publisher Random House signed former President George W. Bush to write a presidential memoir entitled Decision Points, Mr. Bush announced that he had tapped former Vice President Dick Cheney to write the memoir for him.
“This book will detail the twelve greatest decisions I’ve made in my life,” Mr. Bush told reporters in Crawford, Texas today. “The thirteenth greatest decision was hiring Dick Cheney to write about the other twelve.””
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Try it, you’ll like it. The Borrowitz Report is great for worktime RSS feeds. It’s short, humorous, and packed with humor. It’s like a long-form satire article boiled down to the bare minimum.