Jumbo Love

This guy is my hero. I was once spotted on a Jumbotron. I was at a White Sox game one cold autumn day with my buddy Commissioner Cool. They started up the fan cam and I told Comm. Cool that if we got on it we had to start picking our noses. Not 20 seconds later, there we were, on the big ass screen in center field. “Pick your nose! Pick your nose!” I screamed. A collective “Ugggh!” could be heard from the crowd. Picking my nose in front of 30,000 people on a giant television remains, to this day, one of my greatest accomplishments.