I was recently in the bathroom at an all-girl Catholic school (don’t ask) and I saw this vending machine. My first thought was “Holy Cow! They’re selling condoms at a Catholic school?!?!” Then I realized that the only choice these girls get to make is pads vs. tampons. Go girl! You got a choice! We’re pro-choice up in here! What’s that? You don’t need any tampons or pads? You haven’t needed them for a few months? Aww, heck. Choice? Well…uh…yeah about that. You had a choice, but now that you actually need to make one, there isn’t one, really. But hey, good luck with that baby!